Fictional house designer
Dean Doucette
“The Dekekeeper”
Mascot menace and patron saint of caffeine-fueled logo decisions.
Dean “The Dekekeeper” Doucette is a fictional Jersey Junkies house character who approaches design like a man trying to deke a raccoon in a pro shop. He specializes in unhinged mascot concepts, internet-brain references, and exactly the kind of ideas that should have been stopped by a responsible adult.
Scouting report
Hometown: Lewiston, Maine
Signature style: Offbeat mascots, internet-goblin themes, and logo ideas born from equal parts caffeine and locker-room dares.
Missing teeth: 32
Postgame snack: Mini donuts in a paper helmet full of fries
Lore that should have stayed in the room
Locker-room reputation: Will nickname a colorway before anyone has approved the actual color.
Career lowlight: Ended his playing career after attempting a spin-o-rama in warmups and taking out a folding table display.
Favorite chirp: “Congrats on the effort, champ. The effort was not good, but congrats on locating it.”
Current catalog damage
Jerseys by The Dekekeeper
5 sweaters across 1 category.
