Wenatchee, WA · Independently owned
About Jersey Junkies
A small, independent parody-jersey shop run by hockey fans in Wenatchee, Washington. Real people, real shipments, real support.
Our Story
Jersey Junkies started in Wenatchee, Washington — a town that lives and breathes hockey. We’re die-hard fans of the Wenatchee Wild and everything about the sport, from the big hits to the beauty goals to the post-game handshakes. We wanted to channel that love into something fun: parody hockey jerseys that make people laugh, spark conversations, and celebrate the game. That’s the whole pitch.
How we make your jersey
We’re a print-on-demand shop. Every jersey is printed when you order it — no warehouse full of stock collecting dust, and no minimums. Here’s what actually happens after you hit checkout:
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You place the order.
Stripe processes payment securely. You get a confirmation email within minutes.
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We send it to our print partner.
Orders are printed and shipped by Printful, a long-running print-on-demand fulfillment partner with facilities across North America. Production takes 3–5 business days.
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It ships to your door.
Standard shipping is 7–14 business days after production, with a tracking email the moment it leaves the warehouse.
Want the full breakdown? See Shipping & Returns.
Why you can trust us
We know “fake teams, parody brand, anonymous shop on the internet” doesn’t exactly scream “give us your credit card.” Fair. Here’s how we try to earn it:
Secure payments
Every transaction is processed by Stripe. We never see or store card details.
Real fulfillment
Production and shipping handled by Printful, an established print-on-demand partner with a real return address on every package.
Defect guarantee
Damaged, defective, or misprinted? We replace or refund — your choice. See our refund policy.
Real support
A human reads every email. Replies within 1–2 business days at orders@jerseyjunkies.io.
Based somewhere real
We operate out of Wenatchee, Washington, USA. Not an anonymous dropshipper spun up last week.
No surprise fees
Flat $5.99 shipping to US & Canada. Taxes shown at checkout. No hidden charges, no subscription tricks.
Why we do it
At the end of the day, this isn’t about building an empire. It’s about having fun, repping the sport we love, and putting a smile on people’s faces. We’re a small crew from Wenatchee who grew up going to Wild games, lacing up skates on frozen ponds, and arguing about hockey over cheap beer. Jersey Junkies is just an extension of that — our way of sharing the stoke with fellow fans everywhere.
Legal disclaimer: Jersey Junkies is a parody brand. We are not affiliated with any real hockey league, team, player, or organization — including the NHL, the real AHL, or the Wenatchee Wild, though we are very loud fans. All designs are original parodies created for entertainment purposes. See our Terms of Service for the full version.