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FAQ

Questions we get asked. Answers we actually gave.

Are these official NHL jerseys?

Absolutely not. The Artificial Hockey League is a completely made-up league with completely made-up teams. Any resemblance to real franchises is entirely intentional and also legally defensible because we made them up.

What's the jersey made of?

The All-Over Print Recycled Hockey Fan Jersey is made from 100% recycled polyester. Breathable, moisture-wicking, and surprisingly good at absorbing post-game regret.

How long does shipping take?

Jerseys are custom printed and typically ship within 7–14 business days. We'll send you a tracking number once it ships.

Can I add my own name and number?

Yes! On any product page, scroll down to the customization section. Enter your name and number for a $5 upcharge and we'll put it on the back. Just like the pros, except you're not a pro.

What sizes do you carry?

XS through 3XL. Check the size guide on any product page — these run true to size for most people.

Can I return or exchange my jersey?

Since each jersey is custom printed just for you, we can't accept returns for sizing issues. If your order arrives damaged or with a printing defect, email us and we'll make it right.

What's the BEERLEAGUE promo code?

Applying it right now gives you 10% off your order. It's right there in the cart. You're welcome.

Who are the AHL designers?

A rotating crew of fictional former beer-leaguers with questionable taste and unshakeable confidence. You can meet them on the Designers page.