Modesto Loan Sharks
Modesto Loan Sharks
#33 · Vinnie Vigorish
The Modesto Loan Sharks are here, they'd like your money, and interest is compounding as you read this. Vinnie the Loan Shark (literal shark in a suit) runs The Predatory Lending Arena with terms that are surprisingly competitive for the region. Tech workers track every game in a financial model. This jersey has a 29.99% APR.
Designed by
View full profile →Dean Doucette “The Dekekeeper”
A fictional hands coach whose playing career ended the second he discovered he loved naming colorways more than finishing on the breakaway.
Hometown: Lewiston, Maine
Style: Offbeat mascots, internet-goblin themes, and logo ideas born from equal parts caffeine and locker-room dares.
Favorite chirp: “Congrats on the effort, champ. The effort was not good, but congrats on locating it.”
Missing teeth: 32
Postgame snack: Mini donuts in a paper helmet full of fries
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