Bakersfield Pucks
Bakersfield Pucks
#69 · Fowl Mouth
The Bakersfield Pucks emerged from the shadow of an unnamed theme park in a duck costume that no one asked for — and yet here we are. This jersey has the energy of a confused Disneyland tourist who accidentally checked in for hockey season and decided to stay. Fowl Play the Intoxicated Duck approves. Probably.
Designed by
View full profile →Randy Rutledge “Half Shield”
A fictional video-session menace who never met a cream-colored away kit or an overcomplicated chest stripe he could not defend with fake analytics.
Hometown: Burlington, Vermont
Style: Clean vintage palettes, throwback symmetry, and just enough nonsense to make old guys in the lobby mutter approvingly.
Favorite chirp: “You skate like your controller batteries are dying, pal.”
Missing teeth: 5
Postgame snack: Microwaved arena pretzel with too much mustard
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