Albany Danglers
Albany Danglers
#10 · Silky Mitts
All skill, no chill — the Albany Danglers play every shift like it's a highlight reel submission and every goal celebration like it's the Stanley Cup. Silky the Show-Off Rat has been banned from three other AHL markets for excessive dangling. The finance bros in the crowd scream 'DANGLE' at every stick-handle. It's a whole thing.
Designed by
View full profile →Mickey Malloy “Nine Toes”
A fictional cult hero from the world of bad pond-tournament decisions. He designs every sweater like it owes him twenty bucks and a ride home.
Hometown: Duluth, Minnesota
Style: Heavy numbers, mean color blocking, and logos that feel one spilled beer away from a bench-clearing incident.
Favorite chirp: “I have seen pylons pivot faster than you, and at least they wear bright colors on purpose.”
Missing teeth: 5
Postgame snack: A hot dog rolled in nacho cheese and regret
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