Brandon Regrets
Brandon Regrets
#90 · Bad Tattoo Tony
The Brandon Regrets had the Jets. Lost 'em. Got 'em back. Still sad. Still showing up at The Existential Dread Center in temperatures that would end a normal person, wearing this jersey like it's both armor and a coping mechanism. Remorse the Shivering Jet has seen things. Bad Tattoo Tony #90 understands. Frozen tears are blue raspberry.
Designed by
View full profile →Dean Doucette “The Dekekeeper”
A fictional hands coach whose playing career ended the second he discovered he loved naming colorways more than finishing on the breakaway.
Hometown: Lewiston, Maine
Style: Offbeat mascots, internet-goblin themes, and logo ideas born from equal parts caffeine and locker-room dares.
Favorite chirp: “Congrats on the effort, champ. The effort was not good, but congrats on locating it.”
Missing teeth: 32
Postgame snack: Mini donuts in a paper helmet full of fries
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