Red Deer Dumpster Fires
Red Deer Dumpster Fires
#03 · Ash Burnout
The Red Deer Dumpster Fires play like everything is completely fine — which it isn't — in a stadium that smells faintly of charcoal and optimism. Blaze the Raccoon is on fire. The fans brought marshmallows. Their motto is embroidered on the inside collar so no one can see it, but everyone knows.
Designed by
View full profile →Dean Doucette “The Dekekeeper”
A fictional hands coach whose playing career ended the second he discovered he loved naming colorways more than finishing on the breakaway.
Hometown: Lewiston, Maine
Style: Offbeat mascots, internet-goblin themes, and logo ideas born from equal parts caffeine and locker-room dares.
Favorite chirp: “Congrats on the effort, champ. The effort was not good, but congrats on locating it.”
Missing teeth: 32
Postgame snack: Mini donuts in a paper helmet full of fries
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