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Trois-Rivières Can-of-Beers

Trois-Rivières Can-of-Beers

#24 · Bière Bouchard

4.8 (56 reviews)
$54.99

On boit, on joue, on perd — and then we debate it for nine hours over smoked meat poutine at Le Centre du Tabernac. The Trois-Rivières Can-of-Beers are Francophone to the bone and passionate to a degree that other fanbases find alarming. Molson the Stumbling Moose has strong opinions about everything. As do we all.

Dean DoucetteThe Dekekeeper

A fictional hands coach whose playing career ended the second he discovered he loved naming colorways more than finishing on the breakaway.

Hometown: Lewiston, Maine

Style: Offbeat mascots, internet-goblin themes, and logo ideas born from equal parts caffeine and locker-room dares.

Favorite chirp:Congrats on the effort, champ. The effort was not good, but congrats on locating it.

Missing teeth: 32

Postgame snack: Mini donuts in a paper helmet full of fries

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