Hoboken She-Devils
Hoboken She-Devils
#66 · Heela Von Stink
The Hoboken She-Devils have been slaying since day one and will chirp you into next week without breaking a nail. Heela the Horned Hellcat runs The Stiletto Slapshot Center with an iron fist, and the Taylor ham egg and cheese comes on a puck-shaped roll by law. Do not test them. They have our phone number.
Jersey Junkies is a parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any real team, league, or player. All names and designs are fictional and satirical.
Designed by
View full profile →Dean Doucette “The Dekekeeper”
A fictional hands coach whose playing career ended the second he discovered he loved naming colorways more than finishing on the breakaway.
Hometown: Lewiston, Maine
Style: Offbeat mascots, internet-goblin themes, and logo ideas born from equal parts caffeine and locker-room dares.
Favorite chirp: “Congrats on the effort, champ. The effort was not good, but congrats on locating it.”
Missing teeth: 32
Postgame snack: Mini donuts in a paper helmet full of fries
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Every jersey is custom printed when you order it. Production takes 3–5 business days.
Ships to US & Canada
Standard shipping is 7–14 business days after production. Total: roughly 2–3 weeks.
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Product details
- • 100% recycled polyester knit
- • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
- • Full sublimation all-over print — front, back, and sleeves
- • Crew neck with reinforced stitching
