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Hoboken She-Devils

Hoboken She-Devils

#66 · Heela Von Stink

4.9 (12 reviews)
$54.99

The Hoboken She-Devils have been slaying since day one and will chirp you into next week without breaking a nail. Heela the Horned Hellcat runs The Stiletto Slapshot Center with an iron fist, and the Taylor ham egg and cheese comes on a puck-shaped roll by law. Do not test them. They have our phone number.

Dean DoucetteThe Dekekeeper

A fictional hands coach whose playing career ended the second he discovered he loved naming colorways more than finishing on the breakaway.

Hometown: Lewiston, Maine

Style: Offbeat mascots, internet-goblin themes, and logo ideas born from equal parts caffeine and locker-room dares.

Favorite chirp:Congrats on the effort, champ. The effort was not good, but congrats on locating it.

Missing teeth: 32

Postgame snack: Mini donuts in a paper helmet full of fries

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