Yakima Krakheads
Yakima Krakheads
#98 · Ink McSquidface
Born in the shadow of the Cascades with a hoppy aftertaste and a dangerous slapshot, the Yakima Krakheads play with the unhinged energy that only a city famous for hops can produce. Inky the Overcaffeinated Kraken releases chaos after coffee, and the coffee is always ready. The Caffeine Kraken Den runs on espresso-infused salmon jerky and Jira tickets.
Designed by
View full profile →Bryce Brodie “Biscuit”
A fictional former third-line winger who claims he once got two assists, a game misconduct, and engaged in some wildly suspect interior decorating all in the same weekend tournament.
Hometown: Flin Flon, Manitoba
Style: Loud diagonal striping, crispy shoulder pops, and colors that look like they were chosen during a 1 a.m. parking-lot strategy meeting.
Favorite chirp: “Buddy, your backcheck has the emotional support level of a folding chair.”
Missing teeth: 1
Postgame snack: Gas-station chicken strips dipped in ranch
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