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Yakima Krakheads

Yakima Krakheads

#98 · Ink McSquidface

Newly launched · be one of the first to rep it
$44.99

Born in the shadow of the Cascades with a hoppy aftertaste and a dangerous slapshot, the Yakima Krakheads play with the unhinged energy that only a city famous for hops can produce. Inky the Overcaffeinated Kraken releases chaos after coffee, and the coffee is always ready. The Caffeine Kraken Den runs on espresso-infused salmon jerky and Jira tickets.

Jersey Junkies is a parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any real team, league, or player. All names and designs are fictional and satirical.

Bryce BrodieBiscuit

A fictional former third-line winger who claims he once got two assists, a game misconduct, and engaged in some wildly suspect interior decorating all in the same weekend tournament.

Hometown: Flin Flon, Manitoba

Style: Loud diagonal striping, crispy shoulder pops, and colors that look like they were chosen during a 1 a.m. parking-lot strategy meeting.

Favorite chirp:Buddy, your backcheck has the emotional support level of a folding chair.

Missing teeth: 1

Postgame snack: Gas-station chicken strips dipped in ranch

Add your name and number on the back for +$5.00 — or leave blank to keep the default player.

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  • Printed to order

    Every jersey is custom printed when you order it. Production takes 3–5 business days.

  • Ships to US & Canada

    Standard shipping is 7–14 business days after production. Total: roughly 2–3 weeks.

  • Defect & misprint guarantee

    If your jersey arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll replace it free. See policy.

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    Questions? Email orders@jerseyjunkies.io — we reply within 1–2 business days.

Product details

  • • 100% recycled polyester knit
  • • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • • Full sublimation all-over print — front, back, and sleeves
  • • Crew neck with reinforced stitching
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