Worcester Boozins
Worcester Boozins
#02 · Sam Hammered
The Worcester Boozins play with the belligerent loyalty of a guy who's on his third Harpoon and insists he once played college puck. Their motto 'Hold my beer and watch this' is less inspirational speech and more liability waiver. The clam chowder helmet is real. We've been advised not to elaborate.
Designed by
View full profile →Gordie Gagne “Gravy”
A fictional retiree from the golden age of awful pregame stretching. He treats every holiday jersey like a civic responsibility and every gravy stain like provenance.
Hometown: Thunder Bay, Ontario
Style: Seasonal chaos, heavyweight striping, and colors that look best under rink fluorescents and questionable life choices.
Favorite chirp: “If hustle burned calories, you would still be on the bench looking hungry.”
Missing teeth: 0
Postgame snack: Leftover stuffing between two buttered waffles
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