Sudbury Make-Believes
Sudbury Make-Believes
#67 · Cup Dreamer
The jersey for fans who still believe this is their year — despite 57 consecutive years of evidence to the contrary. Worn proudly by the most tortured fanbase in sports at The Participation Trophy Center, where copium poutine flows freely and the motto is always "This is our year." Pair with tears and a subscription to therapy.
Designed by
View full profile →Bryce Brodie “Biscuit”
A fictional former third-line winger who claims he once got two assists, a game misconduct, and engaged in some wildly suspect interior decorating all in the same weekend tournament.
Hometown: Flin Flon, Manitoba
Style: Loud diagonal striping, crispy shoulder pops, and colors that look like they were chosen during a 1 a.m. parking-lot strategy meeting.
Favorite chirp: “Buddy, your backcheck has the emotional support level of a folding chair.”
Missing teeth: 1
Postgame snack: Gas-station chicken strips dipped in ranch
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