Rochester Stabbers
Rochester Stabbers
#13 · Shank O'Brien
Trust no one — especially not the Rochester Stabbers, who will score on you, celebrate wildly, and then somehow blame the opposing team for trusting them. Shanky the Backstabbing Buffalo has a soft spot in his heart for betrayal, and so does this jersey. Great for: anyone who peaked in beer league and needs the world to know it.
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View full profile →Bryce Brodie “Biscuit”
A fictional former third-line winger who claims he once got two assists, a game misconduct, and engaged in some wildly suspect interior decorating all in the same weekend tournament.
Hometown: Flin Flon, Manitoba
Style: Loud diagonal striping, crispy shoulder pops, and colors that look like they were chosen during a 1 a.m. parking-lot strategy meeting.
Favorite chirp: “Buddy, your backcheck has the emotional support level of a folding chair.”
Missing teeth: 1
Postgame snack: Gas-station chicken strips dipped in ranch
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