Reno Golden Showers
Reno Golden Showers
#69 · R. Kelly Jr
What happens on the ice gets really weird — and the Reno Golden Showers have built an entire brand around that fact. Drizzle the Gold-Plated Knight presides over The Wet 'n Wild Ice Palace, where gold-leaf hot dogs cost more than your mortgage and the bachelor party survivors never went home. They just became fans.
Designed by
View full profile →Gordie Gagne “Gravy”
A fictional retiree from the golden age of awful pregame stretching. He treats every holiday jersey like a civic responsibility and every gravy stain like provenance.
Hometown: Thunder Bay, Ontario
Style: Seasonal chaos, heavyweight striping, and colors that look best under rink fluorescents and questionable life choices.
Favorite chirp: “If hustle burned calories, you would still be on the bench looking hungry.”
Missing teeth: 0
Postgame snack: Leftover stuffing between two buttered waffles
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