Pensacola Frightening
Pensacola Frightening
#88 · Bolt Ugly
Be afraid. Be very afraid. The Pensacola Frightening play at The Jump Scare Arena where Florida Man energy is concentrated into 18,000 seats and Boltz the Electrified Nightmare Cat is always watching. The churros are somehow cold inside. This jersey contains an unknown amount of unhinged and we have not tested the upper limit.
Designed by
View full profile →Bryce Brodie “Biscuit”
A fictional former third-line winger who claims he once got two assists, a game misconduct, and engaged in some wildly suspect interior decorating all in the same weekend tournament.
Hometown: Flin Flon, Manitoba
Style: Loud diagonal striping, crispy shoulder pops, and colors that look like they were chosen during a 1 a.m. parking-lot strategy meeting.
Favorite chirp: “Buddy, your backcheck has the emotional support level of a folding chair.”
Missing teeth: 1
Postgame snack: Gas-station chicken strips dipped in ranch
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