Kamloops Canuckleheads
Kamloops Canuckleheads
#42 · Hoser McHostile
Sorry about the riot. And the next one. The Kamloops Canuckleheads play at The Knucklehead Coliseum, where Hoser the Hostile Orca is passive-aggressively apologizing while upending a vehicle. The sushi rolls are wrapped in hockey socks (clean, allegedly). This jersey is perfect for someone who says sorry immediately before doing the thing.
Designed by
View full profile →Bryce Brodie “Biscuit”
A fictional former third-line winger who claims he once got two assists, a game misconduct, and engaged in some wildly suspect interior decorating all in the same weekend tournament.
Hometown: Flin Flon, Manitoba
Style: Loud diagonal striping, crispy shoulder pops, and colors that look like they were chosen during a 1 a.m. parking-lot strategy meeting.
Favorite chirp: “Buddy, your backcheck has the emotional support level of a folding chair.”
Missing teeth: 1
Postgame snack: Gas-station chicken strips dipped in ranch
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