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Duluth Mild jersey front

Duluth Mild

Duluth Mild

#56 · Benny Bland

Newly launched · be one of the first to rep it
$44.99

Aggressively polite and resolutely beige, the Duluth Mild play with the middling intensity of someone who left the game at halftime because the parking wasn't great. Beige the Unremarkable Bear claps at medium volume for everything. Room Temperature Arena is exactly what it sounds like, and honestly? Could be worse.

Jersey Junkies is a parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any real team, league, or player. All names and designs are fictional and satirical.

Bryce BrodieBiscuit

A fictional former third-line winger who claims he once got two assists, a game misconduct, and engaged in some wildly suspect interior decorating all in the same weekend tournament.

Hometown: Flin Flon, Manitoba

Style: Loud diagonal striping, crispy shoulder pops, and colors that look like they were chosen during a 1 a.m. parking-lot strategy meeting.

Favorite chirp:Buddy, your backcheck has the emotional support level of a folding chair.

Missing teeth: 1

Postgame snack: Gas-station chicken strips dipped in ranch

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  • Printed to order

    Every jersey is custom printed when you order it. Production takes 3–5 business days.

  • Ships to US & Canada

    Standard shipping is 7–14 business days after production. Total: roughly 2–3 weeks.

  • Defect & misprint guarantee

    If your jersey arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll replace it free. See policy.

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Product details

  • • 100% recycled polyester knit
  • • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • • Full sublimation all-over print — front, back, and sleeves
  • • Crew neck with reinforced stitching
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