Duluth Mild
Duluth Mild
#56 · Benny Bland
Aggressively polite and resolutely beige, the Duluth Mild play with the middling intensity of someone who left the game at halftime because the parking wasn't great. Beige the Unremarkable Bear claps at medium volume for everything. Room Temperature Arena is exactly what it sounds like, and honestly? Could be worse.
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View full profile →Bryce Brodie “Biscuit”
A fictional former third-line winger who claims he once got two assists, a game misconduct, and engaged in some wildly suspect interior decorating all in the same weekend tournament.
Hometown: Flin Flon, Manitoba
Style: Loud diagonal striping, crispy shoulder pops, and colors that look like they were chosen during a 1 a.m. parking-lot strategy meeting.
Favorite chirp: “Buddy, your backcheck has the emotional support level of a folding chair.”
Missing teeth: 1
Postgame snack: Gas-station chicken strips dipped in ranch
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