Chattanooga Shedators
Chattanooga Shedators
#09 · Mullet Mike
Business in the front, party in the back — that's the Chattanooga Shedators in a sentence. Sheddy the Shedding Sabertooth holds court at The Mullet Pavilion where hot chicken is served on a hockey stick and the catfish throw is treated as sacred law. This jersey pairs well with country music and strongly held opinions about line changes.
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Designed by
View full profile →Gordie Gagne “Gravy”
A fictional retiree from the golden age of awful pregame stretching. He treats every holiday jersey like a civic responsibility and every gravy stain like provenance.
Hometown: Thunder Bay, Ontario
Style: Seasonal chaos, heavyweight striping, and colors that look best under rink fluorescents and questionable life choices.
Favorite chirp: “If hustle burned calories, you would still be on the bench looking hungry.”
Missing teeth: 0
Postgame snack: Leftover stuffing between two buttered waffles
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Product details
- • 100% recycled polyester knit
- • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
- • Full sublimation all-over print — front, back, and sleeves
- • Crew neck with reinforced stitching
