Wenatchee Salmon Hunters
Wenatchee Salmon Hunters
#33 · FISHY
The Wenatchee Salmon Hunters operate on a strict schedule of patience and bad decisions. Barnaby the Unreliable Anglerfish spends most of the season staring at the ice, occasionally twitching in a way that concerns the medical staff. The Confluence Basin is located directly above a historic apple orchard, meaning the air is perpetually thick with the scent of overripe fruit and bad luck. Their digital camouflage pattern is so aggressive that several fans have reported seeing the jersey moving on its own in the stands.
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Every jersey is custom printed when you order it. Production takes 3–5 business days.
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Standard shipping is 7–14 business days after production. Total: roughly 2–3 weeks.
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Product details
- • 100% recycled polyester knit
- • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
- • Full sublimation all-over print — front, back, and sleeves
- • Crew neck with reinforced stitching
