Springfield Booze
Springfield Booze
#55 · Bourbon Bill
The Springfield Booze pour one out — then pour another — at The Open Bar Center, where Bourbon the Blues-Singing Bear holds court and toasted ravioli comes standard with a bourbon dipping sauce. The fanbase considers Budweiser a personality trait, and it's earned. Their rivalry with Worcester is deeply personal. Pour. Another.
Designed by
View full profile →Randy Rutledge “Half Shield”
A fictional video-session menace who never met a cream-colored away kit or an overcomplicated chest stripe he could not defend with fake analytics.
Hometown: Burlington, Vermont
Style: Clean vintage palettes, throwback symmetry, and just enough nonsense to make old guys in the lobby mutter approvingly.
Favorite chirp: “You skate like your controller batteries are dying, pal.”
Missing teeth: 5
Postgame snack: Microwaved arena pretzel with too much mustard
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