Pumpkin Kings
The Pumpkin King
#22 · Pumpkin King
The Pumpkin Kings treat their arena, The Hollow Vault, like a storage facility for their collective insecurities. Their mascot, Gerald the Rotten Gourd, spends most periods in a wheelbarrow, slowly leaking a pungent fluid that the home crowd politely refers to as "artisanal compost." The concession stand exclusively sells canned pumpkin in jars, which fans are required to open during the second intermission. The jersey features stenciled jack-o-lanterns that appear to be judging your life choices.
Jersey Junkies is a parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any real team, league, or player. All names and designs are fictional and satirical.
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Every jersey is custom printed when you order it. Production takes 3–5 business days.
Ships to US & Canada
Standard shipping is 7–14 business days after production. Total: roughly 2–3 weeks.
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Product details
- • 100% recycled polyester knit
- • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
- • Full sublimation all-over print — front, back, and sleeves
- • Crew neck with reinforced stitching
