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Pueblo Avalanche of Bad Decisions

Pueblo Avalanche of Bad Decisions

#21 · Reggie Regret

4.8 (73 reviews)
$54.99

At altitude, where oxygen is thin and judgment is thinner, the Pueblo Avalanche of Bad Decisions carve their path through the ice one regrettable choice at a time. Slide the Questionable Mountain Goat endorses none of this. The Regret Altitude Center runs at 7,000 feet, which explains everything.

Randy RutledgeHalf Shield

A fictional video-session menace who never met a cream-colored away kit or an overcomplicated chest stripe he could not defend with fake analytics.

Hometown: Burlington, Vermont

Style: Clean vintage palettes, throwback symmetry, and just enough nonsense to make old guys in the lobby mutter approvingly.

Favorite chirp:You skate like your controller batteries are dying, pal.

Missing teeth: 5

Postgame snack: Microwaved arena pretzel with too much mustard

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