Provo What-The-Puck
Provo What-The-Puck
#04 · Heck Darnit
What the heck just happened? The Provo What-The-Puck Club plays with wholesome chaos at The Holy Puck Tabernacle, where Heck the Confused Cougar watches in bewilderment and the concession stand serves funeral potatoes in a waffle cone. Every swear word is replaced. The energy is genuinely threatening. Oh my heck.
Designed by
View full profile →Tony Battaglia “Bucket Hat”
A fictional former summer-league beautician of the power play who insists every good jersey should look equally ready for a breakaway or a patio beer tower.
Hometown: Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario
Style: Sunset fades, party energy, and suspiciously confident trim choices that somehow always score.
Favorite chirp: “You call that defense? I have seen folding tables close harder.”
Missing teeth: 3
Postgame snack: Pickle spears and lime tortilla chips
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