Peoria Blackouts
Peoria Blackouts
#00 · Memory Loss
The Peoria Blackouts play hard enough that nobody — including the players — can remember what happened. Blinky the Concussed Hawk has filed the maximum number of incident reports. This jersey comes pre-loaded with selective amnesia and a deep-dish pizza you definitely already ate.
Designed by
View full profile →Mickey Malloy “Nine Toes”
A fictional cult hero from the world of bad pond-tournament decisions. He designs every sweater like it owes him twenty bucks and a ride home.
Hometown: Duluth, Minnesota
Style: Heavy numbers, mean color blocking, and logos that feel one spilled beer away from a bench-clearing incident.
Favorite chirp: “I have seen pylons pivot faster than you, and at least they wear bright colors on purpose.”
Missing teeth: 5
Postgame snack: A hot dog rolled in nacho cheese and regret
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