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Medicine Hat Oily Boys

Medicine Hat Oily Boys

#97 · Slick Rick

5 (59 reviews)
$54.99

Lubricated for success since day one, the Medicine Hat Oily Boys play with the kind of slick efficiency that only comes from a city knee-deep in petroleum culture. Slick the Petroleum Pelican has never had a clean jersey in his life. The Grease Trap Arena runs hot and so does every single slapshot.

Randy RutledgeHalf Shield

A fictional video-session menace who never met a cream-colored away kit or an overcomplicated chest stripe he could not defend with fake analytics.

Hometown: Burlington, Vermont

Style: Clean vintage palettes, throwback symmetry, and just enough nonsense to make old guys in the lobby mutter approvingly.

Favorite chirp:You skate like your controller batteries are dying, pal.

Missing teeth: 5

Postgame snack: Microwaved arena pretzel with too much mustard

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