Lubbock Seeing Stars
Lubbock Seeing Stars
#40 · Concussed Carl
The Lubbock Seeing Stars play in a city where the stars are big but the scoreboard is blurry. Dizzy the Cross-Eyed Steer has been through it. How many fingers am I holding up? Wrong. This jersey is for fans who've been to enough games that they can't tell if the goals are real anymore.
Designed by
View full profile →Tony Battaglia “Bucket Hat”
A fictional former summer-league beautician of the power play who insists every good jersey should look equally ready for a breakaway or a patio beer tower.
Hometown: Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario
Style: Sunset fades, party energy, and suspiciously confident trim choices that somehow always score.
Favorite chirp: “You call that defense? I have seen folding tables close harder.”
Missing teeth: 3
Postgame snack: Pickle spears and lime tortilla chips
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