Kingston Sinners
Kingston Sinners
#07 · Lust LaFleur
Forgive the Kingston Sinners, for they know not what they do on ice — or off it, at The Confession Booth Center, where you must admit your sins before ordering poutine. Temptation the Sinful Senator Goat has a rap sheet. The government workers in the crowd treat every power play like a Supreme Court ruling. You've been warned.
Designed by
View full profile →Mickey Malloy “Nine Toes”
A fictional cult hero from the world of bad pond-tournament decisions. He designs every sweater like it owes him twenty bucks and a ride home.
Hometown: Duluth, Minnesota
Style: Heavy numbers, mean color blocking, and logos that feel one spilled beer away from a bench-clearing incident.
Favorite chirp: “I have seen pylons pivot faster than you, and at least they wear bright colors on purpose.”
Missing teeth: 5
Postgame snack: A hot dog rolled in nacho cheese and regret
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