Fresno Kinks
Fresno Kinks
#50 · Whip Lash
Deep in California's agricultural heartland, the Fresno Kinks play in a venue called The Pleasure Penalty Box — a name that required three legal reviews and zero regrets. Chains the Leather-Clad Lion shows up fashionably late to every game. They like it when you boo. They were designed to.
Jersey Junkies is a parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any real team, league, or player. All names and designs are fictional and satirical.
Designed by
View full profile →Randy Rutledge “Half Shield”
A fictional video-session menace who never met a cream-colored away kit or an overcomplicated chest stripe he could not defend with fake analytics.
Hometown: Burlington, Vermont
Style: Clean vintage palettes, throwback symmetry, and just enough nonsense to make old guys in the lobby mutter approvingly.
Favorite chirp: “You skate like your controller batteries are dying, pal.”
Missing teeth: 5
Postgame snack: Microwaved arena pretzel with too much mustard
Add your name and number on the back for +$5.00 — or leave blank to keep the default player.
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Printed to order
Every jersey is custom printed when you order it. Production takes 3–5 business days.
Ships to US & Canada
Standard shipping is 7–14 business days after production. Total: roughly 2–3 weeks.
Defect & misprint guarantee
If your jersey arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll replace it free. See policy.
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Questions? Email orders@jerseyjunkies.io — we reply within 1–2 business days.
Product details
- • 100% recycled polyester knit
- • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
- • Full sublimation all-over print — front, back, and sleeves
- • Crew neck with reinforced stitching
