Erie Beer-guins
Erie Beer-guins
#87 · Waddles McGee
We waddle, we drink, we occasionally play hockey — and the Erie Beer-guins are proudly all three at The Waddling Watering Hole. Waddles the Tipsy Penguin has never met a pier he couldn't turn into a pregame ritual. Pierogies come beer-battered and the hot takes come with fries on them. Yinz already know.
Designed by
View full profile →Mickey Malloy “Nine Toes”
A fictional cult hero from the world of bad pond-tournament decisions. He designs every sweater like it owes him twenty bucks and a ride home.
Hometown: Duluth, Minnesota
Style: Heavy numbers, mean color blocking, and logos that feel one spilled beer away from a bench-clearing incident.
Favorite chirp: “I have seen pylons pivot faster than you, and at least they wear bright colors on purpose.”
Missing teeth: 5
Postgame snack: A hot dog rolled in nacho cheese and regret
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